Wednesday, 30 September 2009

The Polanski Issue: Yuk, Yuk and Yuk

This I can hardly believe. Now I know for sure there is something completely sordid about people in the film world. The following are people that I have admired. They are also people who think that a guy who drugs and sodomises a 13-year-old girl should go unpunished. The girl wants to drop the case and forgive him because the case makes her life hell. But this isn't justice. It's the reason why rape victims can't bear to go to court and relive everything again. For once I am quite speechless, but here they are, and I now I would be loathe to shake any of them by the hand:

Woody Allen
Pedro Almodovar
Monica Bellucci

Peter Fonda
Robert Harris

David Lynch
Salman Rushdie

Martin Scorsese
Tilda Swinton
Wim Wenders

A day later I find that I am not alone. Oh hell Sam Mendes and Penelope Cruz.

See http://thenewagenda.net/2009/09/30/boycott-please-forward/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bernardhenri-levy/artist-rally-behind-polan_b_302371.html

http://www.inthesetimes.com/article/the_lies_of_bernard_henri_leacutevy/

And a week later it really is heartening to hear what people think about Robert Harris on Paterico's Pontifications:

http://patterico.com/2009/09/29/robert-harris-polanski-did-it-but-its-your-fault/#comments

Saturday, 16 May 2009

I would make a little list . . .

. . . of items like:
Blue Movies £10.00
Patio heater £104.56
Horse Shit £380.00
Wisteria pruning £680.00
Massage chair £730.00
Antique rug £1,800.00
Moat dredging £2,200.00
Home Cinema £2,600.00
How many starving children in Africa could a £400 food allowance feed for a month?
Maybe the following MPs will listen to what you said and return their food expenses to help the starving children in Africa ?
John Prescott - £4,800 - Maximum food allowance for 04-05,
Peter Hoone - Home in Derbyshire (Claimed between 2004-2006): £400 a month - Groceries.
Hazel Blears (December 2004): £400 per month - Groceries.
Alistair Darling - £300 a month for food.
Julia Goldsworthy also regularly claimed the maximum £400 monthly food allowance.
Jack Straw 2007/08 food £1,700
Mandelson July 2004 food £270 while living in Hartlepool
Margaret Beckett 2005/06 £1,800 while living in Derby
Paul Murphy 2007/08 food £2,700
Caroline Flint 2007/08 food £1,896
Alan Haselhurst 2007/08 food £3,400
Alex Salmond food £1,700
Francis Maude food £3,020
Cherly Gillian food (dog) £4.47
Bob Marshall-Andrews grocery bills of between £100 and £350 per month.
Mr Balls and Miss Cooper submitted regular claims for food, usually totalling up to £600 a month.
Frank Field generally claimed £200 a month food expenses.

And because MPs can claim up to £400 per month for food, with no need for receipts, some put in claims for precisely that amount every month, even during the recess when they are not expected to live at their “second” home (Guardian 08 May 2009)

At length corruption, like a general flood,
Did deluge all; and avarice creeping on,
spread, like a low-born mist, and hid the sun,
statesmen and patriots plied alike the stocks,
Peeress and butler shared alike the box;
And judges jobbed, and bishops bit the town,
And almighty dukes packed cards for half-a-crown:
Britain was sunk in lucre's sordid charms (Alexander Pope).

Thursday, 26 February 2009

I would squeeze Sir Fred . . .

. . . till he begins to get the message that some of us who have ordinary jobs like nurses, paramedics, shop assistants, teachers, office workers have very, very, very little pensions for a lifetime of slog, and this situation is going to fuel flames. As one of us said to me yesterday, "I was born with nowt, and I've still got most of it left."

My pension is going to be £9,000 a year and his is going to be £693,000. If you are interested, that is £13,300 a week for the rest of his life. Let me put that into words: it means that he is only 50 years old now, but he is going to be able to draw out thirteen thousand and three hundred pounds a week for the rest of his life. Imagine how many pensioners would be thrilled to be able to draw out just the three hundred pounds a week, and let the thirteen thousand pounds go. Think what you could pay for for three hundred pounds a week.

I reckon I've worked as hard as him all my life, so why is he going to get 77 times more pension than I get? I mean twice my pension I could probably live with, but 77 times my pension is a bit much.

We are a disgustingly unequal society. So, in fact, if I were Queen, once I'd finished squeezing him very hard indeed, I'd probably encourage my subjects to have a bloody, burning revolution just as soon as it's warm enough to get outside. She probably prefers us to her shitty government that has allowed this state of affairs to develop on Brown's watch.

Wednesday, 30 April 2008

Vigil in Amstetten

Some reported it was 200, some it was 400 of the good people of Amstetten (population 23,000) who came out in vigil at what had been going on under their noses.

That means that, at a generous estimate, for every 1 that came out, over 50 stayed at home and averted their eyes. Par for the course it seems.

Still, it was raining. And perhaps there was something good on the telly.

News and Comment

I've been surfing the news. I don't think it's macabre or sick to do it when we have these intense human interest cases. I think it's a researching desire to find out why humans act so terribly.

The best comment so far came yesterday from a couple of really intelligent writers in the The Times: http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/the_way_we_live/article3834569.ece

Someone mentions an interesting book: Turmalin, by one Adalbert Stifter (mid-19th century Austrian author) in which a girl is kept in a cellar by her father: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adalbert_Stifter . So far I don't see that it's translated into English.

You can get a copy in German at http://www.justbooks.co.uk/dir/i/Turmalin/3888491150/

I am tempted. I could exercise my school German, for which I got O-level Grade 6, even though my father was Austrian. I have just got £300.00 from the Austrian government for the loss of all my family out there in the 1940s. Sixty-five years after the event they gave us a wee window of opportunity in which to apply. I spent it on my 60th birthday party (which cost me £500.00). I was going to give it to charity, but I thought, gemuttlich-like, that family was everything and had a party.

Someone writes well on Hanneke's House of Horrors: http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/film/2008/04/hanekes_house_of_horrors.html

And to top off the day, a link to a funny site on Austria's projected clean-up-our-image:
http://ideafix7.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/sunny-austria-land-of-incest/

Monday, 28 April 2008

I would have a little think about Austria, Amstetten, Cellars, Denial . .

. . . because they might need a little bit of thinking about.

Tonight, 29/04, on the BBC website: "You just can't imagine this happening here, in quiet Amstetten," one woman told the BBC.

Oh yes, I can. A lot of things happened in quiet villages in Austria only 60 years ago.

In 1938 they took my beautiful young uncle from a lovely quiet village near Vienna and imprisoned him in terrible conditions that had been created with similar, scientific precision of detail. Later they gassed him to death -- as one does.

In 1941 they blew up the synagogue where my grandparents worshipped (allegedly the same God as the Christians did). See http://www1.yadvashem.org/odot_pdf/Microsoft%20Word%20-%207002.pdf

Sixty years later, in 2001, when, as tourists, we strolled round the site of the synagogue, an old man -- who looked very similar to the now-revealed 'beast of Amstetten' -- rushed out of his house and told us very excitedly and urgently that that place had always been a riding school. This was in 'Templegasse' of all names! He must have been at least 10 years old when it was blown up. So why did he have to be in such denial? What is it with them?

They have very nice gardens and very nice log piles and very nice bakeries in these small towns and villages in the wine-producing region. The houses are quite immaculate.

Newspaper headlines called the case the "crime of a monster" and the "worst crime of all times" and stories questioned authorities and residents of Amstetten, 130km west of Vienna, for failing to notice "the martyrdom in the horror house" under their feet. I thought that was a bit funny. I thought there were far worser crimes of all times in Austria.

Amstetteners managed not to see the 2966 inmates of their very own concentration camp, a subcamp of Mauthausen. Odd, isn't it?

"The community of Amstetten, including its population, should drown in shame. ... The neighbours are very thoroughly looking away," the Oesterreich newspaper wrote in an editorial.

Well, where were they looking in the 1930s and 40s? They have to be nuts to be asking those sort of questions today. Do they have no recall? To paraphrase Howard Jacobson: "Just shut the fuck up and get on with building your Holocaust memorials".

"Obviously it was more convenient to look away from the neglected house than question its fabulous inhabitant of what he was doing behind his walls," the paper added -- without a single touch of irony.

We were "at war with Germany", but we always seem to forget that Hitler was Austrian. How can we ever forget the rousing welcome the Austrians gave the Nazi adjoiners?

When, in the late twentieth century, it was revealed that Kurt Waldheim had a Nazi past, my old dad said, "Oh well then, they'll definitely vote for him now." How right he was.

Nice little insight into Amstetten's past here: http://www.germanpostalhistory.com/php/viewitem.php?itemid=28938&germany=briefe&&PHPSESSID=995afb0cc8b682447d1f56e7d4d602d9

Postscript 29/4: The Times newspaper: "The ignoble fact is that 40 per cent of the staff and three quarters of the commandants of concentration camps were of Austrian origin. It was Austrians largely who organised the deportation of the Jews: 80 per cent of the staff of Adolf Eichmann, the logistics planner of the Holocaust, were from Austria."

On a literary note: there is something so totally heinous about locking people up in cellars, taking away people's human rights, that I always thought there was something gross about that gross old John Fowles who wanted to write about it in The Collector, and I need to examine why I don't feel that, say, Nabokov or McEwan are similarly tainted when they choose iffy material.

But hey, we all need to think about ourselves. Although I've drawn attention to it, I don't think there really should be something more inherently wrong with the Austrians when we, the Belgians, and all are perfectly capable of producing our own home-grown rapists, murderers, weirdos.

I seem to have to come out with the cliche that there's good and bad in everyone; and now I want to meet the good people of Austria: the groovers, coolios, happy nutters, cultured and kind intellectuals, listeners, thoughtful people, fun people, loving people of Amstetten, happy children and grandchildren of the Antisemitenbund of Amstetten. Look, there are three family surnames signed on the bottom of the note. I actually do believe that you can have come to terms with what your grandaddies did. We are all individuated now. Please say hi to me!






A ten heller note from Amstetten's Anti-Semitic Union.

Monday, 21 April 2008

Apologise to China?


Okay, I would apologise for the abuse of their poor athletes, but not for China's treatment of Tibet.

This pressure has to be kept up.

The Chinese army were secretly photographed, with Buddhist monks robes under their arms, ready to change into. They are on their way back from Tibet, where they went to run on the rampage, dressed up as Buddhist monks, in order to bring Tibet's monks into disrepute. The title of the French email below translates: "Here are the false monks who caused the violence in Lhassa".


I got this amazing "pass-it-on" email today. What do you think?