Things never to forget number 1:

I didn't much like Ricky Gervais on Desert Island Discs. I thought he'd be far more interesting than that. He sounded spooky and weird, like David Brent. Why is that so surprising? Barry Humphries doesn't sound like Dame Edna.

He doesn't want children. I didn't like his choice of music, and I don't like his instincts. He was so crazy about Cat Stevens. Well so was I in the old days, but did Gervais know that Cat Stevens called for the fatwah on Salman Rushdie?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_Stevens#Salman_Rushdie_controversy

Then, of course, the scummy University of Gloucester (sounds like a contradiction in terms, doesn't it?) gives an honorary degree to Cat Stevens.

He's got a new name now, Yusuf Islam (stupid name for a Greek), but that can't erase his fatwah, no matter how much he tries to deny it, or how many good works he does. Scumbag of the first order.

If-I-Were-King

If I were king I would have zero tolerance for every damned thing. I would kick the heads in of the psycho scum who are trying to blow things up in the west. They are not terrorists. They are psychopaths.

On the other hand, I wouldn't have let the situation get out of hand.

If I had been Tony Blair ten years ago I would have spent half my time in the Middle East saying, "I am SO sorry that it was Britain that got you guys into this mess with the Balfour Agreement. Now we want to do everything we can to help you sort it out, starting by calling on your rich muslim so-called brothers in places like Dubai who are far more concerned with wealth and very happy to leave the running sore that should be Palestine running. It can be done."

They did it for Northern Ireland. Now can they please please do it for the Middle East?

We don't need all this aggro in the world any more than we need it in an infant school classroom. Put all the women teachers of the world in charge of the world.